I spent the day today running errands and driving all over Clermont and Hamilton Counties.A strange, liquid matter emanated from the sky, sometimes in drips and drops, sometimes in sheets and waves. It became difficult to drive, because the roads were slippery, and because I couldn't see out of the windows.
I discovered a switch in my car that turned on something called "Wind-Shield Wi-Pers," which did a fine job of clearing off the front window so I could see better. Imagine - such a useful invention. Who knew my car came thus equipped?
After an extensive Web search, I think I have discovered the name of this strange and wonderous event. They call it
[Can I get an "Amen, Sistah" for the rain?]