"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?"
"One, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
My favorite light bulb jokes have themes. Here is one set from my collection, for those of us who went to college in Ohio or Michigan:
How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb??
At the University of Michigan, it takes two. One to change the bulb and one to brag how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League School.
At Michigan State, it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine to riot and set it on fire.
At Ball State, it takes ten. One to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.
At Bowling Green, it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.
At Ohio University, it takes five. One to bring the weed and four to smoke it while they all imagine they screwed it in.
At the University of Cincinnati, it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one to act as a look out, and one to drive the getaway car.
At the University of Dayton, it takes eight. One to screw it in and seven to throw a party over it.
At Case Western, it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.
At THE Ohio State University, it takes two. One to screw it in and one to time it to make sure they did it faster than Michigan.
At Miami University, it takes zero. They have mommy and daddy pay someone to do it for them.
Do you have any favorite light bulb jokes?