As an apology for my previous rant, I give you the ultimate in designer dogs: Breeds which don't yet exist, but which really ought to, if only for the sake of a good pun.
Collie + Lhaso Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye Terrier, a dog for visionaries.
Pekingese + Lhaso Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by, oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Terrier + Bull Mastiff = Terribull, a dog which is an awful mistake
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, fresh from the shower
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, the dog for financial advisers
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the dog of choice for research scientists.
And finally,
Bulldog + Shih Tsu = ... Better leave that one to your imagination!
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Kathi, those are wonderful!
How long did it take to come up with them? (or is that something all vets easily can manage?)
Very creative.
Love that list. Always funny. I have an addition to it. My mother rescued a dog once who looked as though it had to be Shih Tzu + Poodle. Yup, we called it a Sh*tty Poo. :)
That is too funny. I suspect there was a lot of fun at the office coming up with those designer names.
Nina & NC:
Wish I could take credit for these, but it was just one of those things that made the rounds on the Internet some time ago, and I saved it, not knowing when/if I would ever need to use it. It worked in well with my current theme, so I resurrected it.
~K
These are great. And, it is the lighter side of "designer dogs."
These made me snort my coffee thru my nose - not a good look at work!
HA!
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