Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Funnies

This week, we take a break from "LBJs" (Light Bulb Jokes) to study the differences between northern dogs and southern dawgs:


To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand
the difference between Yankees and Southerners... A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog

(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Poodle

Southern) Circus Dawg

(Yankee) St. Bernard

(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"

(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher

(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

(Yankee) Beagle

(Southern) Rabbit Dawg

(Yankee) Rottweiler

(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still.

(Yankee) Yellow Lab

(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

(Yankee) Black Lab

(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

(Yankee) Greyhound

(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

(Yankee) Malinois

(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.

(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

(Yankee) Pekinese

(Southern) Mop Dawg

(Yankee) Chinese Crested

(Southern) Nekkid Dawg

(Yankee) Dachshund

(Southern) Wienie Dawg

(Yankee) Siberian Husky

(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor

(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff

(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house

(Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any lazy dog

(Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge

(Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had


NCmountainwoman said...

Yep. You got those absolutely right. Also, all small terriers are "little yippy dogs" and toys or miniatures of all breeds are called, "froo-froo dogs."

Mary said...

I'm a southern/yankee combo. It get it all :o)